I would love to put my dick in there.
Posted: 2011-02-04 06:05:41
That video was HILARIOUS, but in defense of us one-track-minded males on this site, I think there suhlod also be a video de-bunking the myths about us that are perpetuated by female-based institutions like romance novels and Cosmopolitan magazine!!!For instance, I've known a lot of guys in my life, but as far as I know, to date not ONE of them has ever ridden up to a housekeepers daughter on the beach on his wild white stallion that he tamed myself, bearing a candelabra and champagne bucket, wearing a torn chamois shirt that reveals his tawny glistening pectorals in the moonlight, dismounting to sweep her off her feet and roll around in the tide in quivering ecstasy.Same goes for being able to (much less enjoy) ballroom dance. Dancing is not something we guys do for fun. We just do it to get laid. Well, I guess if you think about it, getting laid is fun, so yeah I guess we do dance for fun just not directly.I also absolutely don't believe a woman has to keep a list next to her bed of 75 crazy hot sex moves or come up with 77 different positions to try in 77 days in order to keep me happy. (you can have me at just 3 or 4). BTW, if you think I'm joking here, check out this month's Cosmo I SWEAR I didn't make that up!But take note here, and please DO realize that a woman MUST have 85 different shades of nail polish and 25 different kinds of soap and 20 different shampoos and and 95 gallons of lotions and creams in her bathroom (and over 100 pairs of shoes in her closet) or else we men just won't find her the least bit attractive.(Pssst Guys stock tip: invest in Revlon this week)
Posted: 2014-07-10 19:37:55
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